JANE’S ROAD TRIP

In Pictures

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IN THE BEGINNING

My grandmother Celia Zelda Fellenbaum lived one long, loud foul ball from home plate at Yankee Stadium…

…which is how I ended up here

Which is how I ended up here...
…and here, at Eldredge Park, home of the Orleans Firebirds in the Cape Cod Baseball League.

Eldredge Park — Orleans, MA

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KANSAS CITY, KS

At Legends Field in Kansas City, the site of my first encounter with the Savannah Bananas, I started to understand why New York magazine said, “Baseball will never be this much fun.”

Savannah Bananas at Legends Field In Kansas City
The Spaceman blows Jane a Kiss

The Spaceman, their most enthusiastic and recognizable attraction, climbed out of the stands, chugging a beer he had appropriated from a fan and blew me a kiss behind home plate.

Even Bill James, pater familias of sabermetrics, smiled.

Even Bill James, pater familias of sabermetrics, smiled.

NEW YORK, NY

At Citi Field, batting averages were banished from the Mets’ 17,400 square foot video board in favor of the analytically-preferred metric OPS and OPS+

At Citi Field, batting averages were banished from the Mets' 17,400 square foot video board in favor of the analytically-preferred metric OPS and OPS+
At Yankee Stadium, the decibel level generated by the Digital Processing System routinely creeps

At Yankee Stadium, the decibel level generated by the Digital Processing System routinely creeps into the auditory danger zone.

Philadelphia, PA

At Citizen’s Bank Field in Philadelphia during the 2022 World Series, I saw what now passes for a no-hitter, a collaborative effort by four of Dusty Baker’s best.

At Citizen's Bank Field in Philadelphia during the 2022 World Series, I saw what now passes for a no-hitter, a collaborative effort by four of Dusty Baker's best.

DRIVELINE — KENT, WA

At Driveline in Kent, WA I visited the epicenter of the analytic revolution.

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The Mariners sent shortstop J.P. Crawford to Driveline to reshape his tepid swing.

The Mariners sent shortstop J P  Crawford to Driveline to reshape his tepid swing

Trackman tracked one ugly swing.

Trackman tracked one ugly swing.

Manager Scott Servais demonstrated J.P.’s problem.

Manager Scott Servais demonstrated J P 's problem

BOSTON, MA

At the 2023 MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference in Boston there wasn’t much baseball.

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WEST PALM BEACH, FL

It was a relief to get to spring training in West Palm Beach, home of the Washington Nationals and Houston Astros on the day pitchers and catchers reported. Baseball still sounded like baseball.

When baseball still sounded like baseball

The new pitch clock was waiting for them.

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Sharing the complex that weekend were the Savannah Bananas embarking on their 2023 World Tour. “It’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen but I loved it,” said ESPN’s Tim Kurkjian.

Savannah Bananas embarking on their 2023 World Tour

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CARY, NC

At the USA National Baseball Training Center in Cary, NC, I met Scott Hatteberg, Patient X in the Moneyball revolution, now scouting for the A’s. He gets the irony.

Sixteen of the top prep teams in the country had been invited to the USA Baseball National Invitational, which made it the place to be for a big league scout. The boys from Brother Rice High School in Chicago arrived with purpose.

The boys from Brother Rice High School in Chicago arrived with purpose

And with style. Their zoot suits were way cooler than Nike’s city connect get-ups. Baseball doesn’t have to be boring.

And with style. Their zoot suits were way cooler than Nike's city connect get-ups. Baseball doesn't have to be boring.
The life of an elite high school baseball player, competing in showcases, travel ball and high school ball, is exhausting. We were tired too. Over dinner, we realized it was opening day of the 2023 season.

PITTSBURGH, PA

At PNC Park, I met Janet Marie Smith for the Pirates home opener to see MLB’s new rules in action and her enhancements.

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STILLWATER, OK

I toured the new $70 million home of the Oklahoma State Cowboys, which is a recruiting tool as well as a nice place to play.

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ATLANTA, GA

At Truist Park I met third base coach and drill sergeant Ron Washington, MLB’s minister of particulars, who helped make Austin Riley into a third baseman.

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COLLEGE PARK, GA

Twenty miles away at Bill Evans Field in College Park, former Braves All-Star Marquis Grissom watched kids from the team’s RBI program compete on a field he played on as a boy. The town turned down a $2 million dollar offer from Grissom’s baseball academy and Morehouse College to remake the field into a modern facility for underserved kids in favor of a $1.5 million mixed use development.

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VERO BEACH, FL

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WORCESTER, MA

Polar Park, the last collaboration between Larry Lucchino and Janet Marie Smith, is an aspirational ballpark charged with the responsibility of reviving the moribund Canal Area.

Some critics were hoping for something grander for the Woo Sox, the Red Sox Triple A team.

Yankee Stadium Lego model

But Smith understood that the industrial design was in keeping with the old industrial neighborhood.

Robot Ump

I had been invited to see the Robo Ump in action but was ejected from what the team called the “Taj Mahal” as quickly as Jacob Heyward was ejected for arguing balls and strikes with a machine.

The last collaboration between Larry Lucchino and Janet Marie Smith

Pretty swanky for Triple A.

In deep right field, there's an echo of the architectural past and the future home of some of the Woo Sox — a mini-monster like the one at Fenway Park only painted Polar blue.

In deep right field, there’s an echo of the architectural past and the future home of some of the Woo Sox — a mini-monster like the one at Fenway Park only painted Polar blue.

EASTLAKE / CLEVELAND, OH

At Classic Auto Group Park, home of the Cleveland Guardians Class A Lake County Captains, I caught up with Chase DeLauter [far left], MVP of the Cape League in 2021 and the 16th pick in the 2022 draft.

At Classic Auto Group Park, home of the Cleveland Guardians Class A Lake County Captains, I caught up with Chase DeLauter [far left], MVP of the Cape League in 2021 and the 16th pick in the 2022 draft.

I asked him to show me his unorthodox scissor swing that made some doubtful about his big-league future, compromised by bad luck and injuries. He had barely faced live pitching since being drafted.

Chase DeLauter's unorthodox scissor swing

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ELDREDGE PARK — ORLEANS, MA

I promised myself that if the Firebirds made it to the championship series, I’d go back to the Cape for the deciding game. The view from Miss Sue’s bench before the first pitch.

I promised myself that if the Firebirds made it to the championship series, I'd go back to the Cape for the deciding game. The view from Miss Sue's bench before the first pitch.

They took a 2-0 lead and were six outs away from the championship when their defense and bulllpen faltered.

Firebirds make it to the championship series

When an uncouth player on the Bourne Braves celebrated a home run with an airborne pirouette and screamed in the catcher’s face, the home plate ump warned both benches…

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The Birds got a round of applause as they made their way across from the diamond to the clubhouse

The Birds got a round of applause as they made their way across from the diamond to the clubhouse in deep centerfield. “I can’t believe we have to feed them,” Miss Sue moaned.

A Bird’s fan in mourning at “The Catch,” an Eldredge Park landmark.

A Bird's fan In mourning at "The Catch," an Eldredge Park landmark

CAMDEN YARDS — BALTIMORE, MD

I was sitting on the aisle beneath the overhang on the night Cal broke the record. A ball, fouled back by Brady Anderson, landed between my legs.

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The championship was not official until the Bird showed up with the championship flag and players donned celebratory t-shirts and caps now de rigeur in professional sports.

The championship was not official until the Bird showed up with the championship flag and player

FENWAY PARK — BOSTON, MA

By June 2024, when the Bananas arrived at Fenway Park for their one billionth consecutive sell-out, they had been enshrined in Cooperstown.

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BEAT THE BOT AT ELDREDGE PARK

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